Love Advice

With my wedding fast approaching (only 50 days to go!) one of my groomsmen Steven Davie, who now lives in Adelaide, has offered me two pieces of invaluable love advice via text message (and I quote verbatim):

1. "Don't forget to wax your butt before the honeymoon.  Chicks dig hairy chests but not hairy butts.  Remember it's the honeymoon, not hairy-moon."

2.  "Farting will ruin the mood, so tell her to keep farting to a minimum"

Thank you Steven.